H.T.Death-just my stuff

distantsonata:

sanrielle:

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

this made me laugh so hard

professionalchaoticdumbass:

kleefkruid:

emeraldwhale:

sepdet:

matthewlizlard:

matthewlizlard:

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

msaprildaniels:

quasi-normalcy:

mercurymusing:

noknowshame:

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of “world famous detective” without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

ALT

What I find incredible is that Hbomb really isn’t a detective. Like, I mean nothing against him, but he’s basically just following the research bunny. It’s just that he chooses to research things that everyone else takes at face value and keeps stumbling on elaborate webs of lies.

You mean like how a world famous detective would?

postcapitalist-dreaming:

Watterson pulled no punches

scarfacemarston:

ilikethemwings:

laora-ryn:

Saw this license plate today and I’m still ugly laughing about it

ALT

I see Tim Curry and I reblog automatically.

bonesandthebees:

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

lukvle:

guiltyidealist:

hmantegazzi:

rlyehtaxidermist:

immoren:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

I mean, I don’t want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

A) egg laying used to be common among mammals in the past because it’s a basal condition for mammals

B) romans lived thousands of years ago

Thus

C) we can conclude romans were egg laying mammals

ALT

behold, a roman

PEREGRINA ORNITHORHYNCHVS?

“amazingly inside”

PERRY THE PEREGRINA ORNITHORHYNCHUS!?

brosef:

thededfa:

thededfa:

my 8 year old has some emotional regulation difficulties, and I’ve done my best to help him with those.

unrelated, I gave him a shovel a couple of days ago and told him to go have fun in the field because I was tired.

He suddenly seemed happier, having less trouble breathing through disappointment and just being generally all around more cheerful and able to focus in school better. Sure, my partner had to pull him out of a six foot by three foot hole today, but he was stoked about it!

Marked places in the yard where I needed holes and he happily dug them and helped me plant trees, then helped me turn the compost pile and dig the garden beds. He is happy, my back isn’t killing me, and we have discussed erosion and soil quality with the gravitas of an 8 year old discovering something they enjoy

Congrats on your future landscaper. Make sure he catches you reading books that will take him up a good path to a rewarding career.

Or gravedigger. Boy might just be in it for the holes.

toddchavezwatchescartoons:

pinene:

thegaymertrainer:

If you come in you don’t have to come out

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

mammalidentifier:

the-scungles-of-crungles:

marinella-ela:

Okay this one I’ve got no fuckin clue

Uhhh hey @mammalidentifier Long time no see, got any clue what this is ?

Hi! This is our good old friend, the rock hyrax (Procavia capensis)! You might know them from that one TikTok of the three little animals climbing all over a person to get a sip of their tea. Those are the exact same species of hyrax as this guy here! Except for the fact the ones in that video are babies and this one’s a grown adult.

Here’s a fun fact about hyraxes: their closest living relatives are dugongs, manatees and elephants! Yes, it’s kind of hard to see it at first, but if you look more closely, you’ll realize they definitely share some family resemblance when it comes to the very unique trait of having incisors for tusks. In all other mammals with tusks, they’re their canine teeth instead!

Sadly, only dugongs still have their little tusks. Manatees lost theirs during their evolutionary process. As adorable as they are, they weren’t particularly necessary for grazing underwater.

Manatees kept another vestigial trait from back when they were land mammals that dugongs have lost, though: toenails! And as it turns out, toenails are another thing they have in common with their elephant and hyrax cousins:

Both elephants and hyraxes have one extra toenail in their front feet compared to their back feet. Manatees do not because sirenians don’t have hind limbs at all, just vestigial pelvic bones. No need for them when you have a paddle for a tail!

headspace-hotel:

callmebliss:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

🐝: remember thou art but mortal

Love how the kid accepts death but is so shocked to learn that everybody else also will die

official-sokka:

Don’t forget we invade the Fire Nation today

pariskim:

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

queenofnevermore:

mockumentary lotr where frodo is having a heartfelt talking head interview where he’s discussing the weight of the ring. meanwhile sam and gollum are fighting to the death in the background. every once in a while a fish carcass goes flying by, and then a frying pan in retaliation.